3 in story arc: Idiocraception – chapter: Prelude/Time Warp
SONAIS 185 - Friday, July 18, 2025
Alana: What exactly do you mean with a “virtual time machine?” Heidi: Multiple people can experience an accurate representation of a certain point in the future, in a virtual environment. Alana: So, it is a kind of simulation?
Heidi: Yes and no… it will still be a simulation, but then steered by real information going back and forth through the quantum link. It should be a very accurate prediction. Zhang: Of what point in the future? Heidi: That's the tricky part, I still do not know. Could be anything from 50 to 500 years from now.
Adil: You said “multiple people,” is it “multiplayer” now? Heidi: Yes, I still need to set up some helmets, but in theory the system can accomodate all of us. The only catch is, it may be a one-time event. Everyone who wants to try it, should join the first run. Max: Why is that?
4 in story arc: Idiocraception – chapter: Prelude/Time Warp
We see a schema on the screen illustrating a link between machines in the present and the future. Heidi: The infolink to the future relies on quantum entanglement, with a limited amount of entangled matter. Even merely reading information from the link consumes the entangled state, and it cannot be restored. Max: So, like read-only-once memory? Heidi: Indeed.
Zhang: How long can the simulation run on this limited matter? Heidi: Hard to tell, but the good news is that our experience will be faster than real-time, like in a dream; we should get a decent runtime from it. Zhang: Then it is similar to Inception after all… but then without the things-within-things.
Alana: Shouldn't we involve scientists? Steve: And risk wasting their time if it turns out a huge flop? Also, good luck finding one who won't just laugh at the whole idea to begin with. To be honest, I am very sceptical, I want to see it work before considering making this public. Max: OK then, let's go for it.
5 in story arc: Idiocraception – chapter: Prelude/Time Warp
SONAIS 187 - Friday, July 25, 2025
References: “Steve's opinion” about Adil's cafestol obsession: strip 176
Max: When can we give this virtual time trip a shot? Heidi: The final parts should be ready by next Friday. Adil: Great, then I still have time to prepare!
Max and Adil walk in a corridor. Max: What do you mean, prepare? As the one who already tested the machine before, I would consider you the most prepared of us all… Adil: I want to stock up on cafestol. Who knows what we'll encounter in this virtual future, I might need the stuff.
Max: You honestly still believe this gooey coffee extract gives you super powers? Adil: If not in the real world, then certainly in the virtual world, I can feel it! Max: I am starting to join Steve in his opinion about your mental health… Adil: Just wait and see, you unbeliever.
6 in story arc: Idiocraception – chapter: Prelude/Time Warp
Heidi: The machine is ready. There are helmets for everyone. You all still want to try it? Last chance to escape. Alana: Given the likely one-time nature of the thing, I think the FOMO is strong in everyone… Max: What about OIB-A271, can he experience it too?
Heidi: Not directly, but he will be an essential part of the machine. Given his ties with the technology, he is perfectly suited to act as a kind of router for the data streams. He will form a communication link between the real world and us inside the virtual world. Max: But, what about the time scale difference?
OIB-A271: My hardware is perfectly able to process video and audio at accelerated rate. Remember those Futurama episodes I processed in no time? Max: I'm sure Alana remembers the consequences, like the 2-hour long yipping. Alana: So, that's what that was all about…