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SONAIS 265 - Friday, May 1, 2026 
Max and Steve run back through the door while bullets hit the wall and pierce the door.
SFX: BAM BAM BAM BAM
Max: Get out of here!
Max: Gun turrets in a music production studio? I don't think so. That place is hiding something big.
Steve: We must get inside. But, this shotgun won't do, not even with its mighty SQRL Destroyer slugs. Does our ally at the other end of the simulation have a solution?
View of OIB-A271 in the real-world office.
OIB-A271: I am making progress in obtaining more control, but am not quite there. It would be helpful if you could take down some of that weaponry at your end.
Heidi (voice): OK, back to the weapons store then. We might need our budget spiced up a notch.
OIB-A271: Your wish is my command.
SFX: BAM BAM BAM BAM
Max: Get out of here!
Max: Gun turrets in a music production studio? I don't think so. That place is hiding something big.
Steve: We must get inside. But, this shotgun won't do, not even with its mighty SQRL Destroyer slugs. Does our ally at the other end of the simulation have a solution?
View of OIB-A271 in the real-world office.
OIB-A271: I am making progress in obtaining more control, but am not quite there. It would be helpful if you could take down some of that weaponry at your end.
Heidi (voice): OK, back to the weapons store then. We might need our budget spiced up a notch.
OIB-A271: Your wish is my command.
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