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SONAIS 245 - Tuesday, February 24, 2026 
References: Plain Old Telephone Service
Steve: There is Heidi. On what did you spend our one million Dollars?
Heidi: I did not squander all of it, although the Dollar has severely devaluated in this future. I have bought enough equipment and a subscription to have a cell phone connection to a landline telephone.
Zhang: That sounds overly complicated.
Heidi: I know, but it is a necessity. The final signal towards OIB-A271 can only go through the POTS. The cell phone link makes it mobile.
Zhang: I see, but what landline phone do we connect it to? Alfred's?
Heidi: We can simply rent an apartment of our own, money is not a problem.
Max: We are really becoming fully featured citizens here. We could even buy a Vomitronic to blend in entirely!
Adil: I think we would first and foremost need to get a lobotomy for that.
Heidi: I did not squander all of it, although the Dollar has severely devaluated in this future. I have bought enough equipment and a subscription to have a cell phone connection to a landline telephone.
Zhang: That sounds overly complicated.
Heidi: I know, but it is a necessity. The final signal towards OIB-A271 can only go through the POTS. The cell phone link makes it mobile.
Zhang: I see, but what landline phone do we connect it to? Alfred's?
Heidi: We can simply rent an apartment of our own, money is not a problem.
Max: We are really becoming fully featured citizens here. We could even buy a Vomitronic to blend in entirely!
Adil: I think we would first and foremost need to get a lobotomy for that.
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