The (in)famous Canary Bird in the Microwave Oven
This is the oldest and probably silliest page in this site (added around March 1997 and left untouched since then, except for the sound being converted to mp3 format). To my stupefaction, some people tend to believe there is something real or even marginally serious about it.
The Guido Thirion Stories
These stories are an attempt to create the most perverse piece of literature you'll ever read. The texts themselves are even older than the 'canary': from 1993 to 1995. Don't forget to read the disclaimer first, and make sure your last meal was at least two hours ago.
The Weird Weapons Page
If you tend to take this for serious, time to work on your sense of reality!
Garfield Sans
If you're disappointed by the downwardly spiraling quality of the newest
Garfield comics, this may be something for you. Look what happens if Garfield and other characters or objects are erased from the comics and things start mutating...
This is a fairly "normal" page, although you may find some weird files here.
Spacy 3D
This is a relic from the primitive internet, preserved in its original state. It contains way too much moving stuff, the color scheme from an LSD trip, blink tags, and some animated GIFs with rendered 3D animations. To top it off, there's a load of ridiculous warnings that were relevant around 1997. Keep in mind that at that time, an alarmingly high fraction of all websites looked just like that page.
Kotnet.absurd (Dutch only)
Dit is wat uitleg over de inmiddels op sterven na dode usenet nieuwsgroep 'kotnet.absurd' van binnen Kotnet van de K.U. Leuven. Bevat enkele hoogtepunten van toen het er nog bruiste van het leven.
Vragen aan Kardinaal Danneels (Dutch only)
Dit is een lijst van vragen aan Kardinaal Danneels die opgesteld werd door de leerlingen van het 5de leerjaar van het Sint-Albertuscollege in 1995.
Dr. Lex' Site
Weird Stuff